We’re fairly sure our lesbian friends are going to be offended by our suggestion that Lindsay Lohan has joined their ranks. We assume this, because we went through months of rolling our eyes and moaning painfully while LiLo was sleeping around with every douchebag on both coasts.

Ever since Linds started hanging out with pint-sized (maybe) female DJ Samantha Ronson, brother of Mark Ronson, she seems to have left the penis-train behind.

They are sort of living together, and now Lindsay is yelling at anyone who tries to hit on Samantha. Even if that person is an Olsen Twin.

Writes Page Six:

The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn’t like all the attention Ronson was getting. “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

Usually, we’d call bullshit on something that seems this out of character for a sober celebrity.

But, the Facebook page checks out:

Because we’re polite and lesbian-friendly, we simply sent Lindsay a message that Page Six blew up her profile this morning.

Expect high lockdown to ensure…probably because of us. Is that a conflict of interests?