You might remember our previous piece about Richie Sambora who was caught drunk driving in Laguna Beach with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Yeah, he could have been in deep shit, but when you’re a celebrity (and that’s even weak considering he’s just a member of Bon Jovi), it doesn’t seem to matter how bad whatever you do is, you can plea bargain your way out of it.

Sambora could have gotten child endangerment charges slapped on top of his DUI, but instead he plead no contest and got 3 years probation. He’ll have to submit himself for drug and alcohol screenings during that time period, complete a boozaholic course and pay about $1,600 in fines.

Bitch! That’s more than we paid in taxes!