Emma Watson turned 18 on the 15th, had her party this weekend and flashed her see-through panties at photogs, making her rise from child-star to coot-flasher near instantaneous.

The Hoff has been hospitalized because he started weeping blood! Or something like that. He’s not in for booze, he’s not in for drugs and it didn’t make him dead or blind, so how much do we really have to care?

Russell Brand, the guy who steals Sarah Marshall in Forgetting Sarah Marshall is going to get banned from a club in England because he tried to have sex with 3 girls in the bathroom. A for effort, man, but sometimes you just get banned.

Jessica Simpson was at Tony Romo’s birthday party, surprising no one. But, the pictures of her licking cake off his face and out of his mouth are kind of disgusting in a certain way. Like when your buddy’s girlfriend is way to into PDA.

Pete Doherty is in the clink, so his landlord decided to check out his apartment. Peter was kicked out of his apartment when the landlord found blood all over the walls.