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The world has declared Miley Cyrus as the most interesting person on the planet right now, probably because she is the biggest star in the teen/tween demographic and because we’re all rich bastards with internet access here in the US, that’s the demographic that has the expendable income to spend on Miley Cyrus crap.

Heaven forbid we don’t report on her, we just wante you to know that, yes, we know it’s fucking ridiculous.

Here is some serious advice for the little Cyrus: delete every picture you have ever taken on a digital camera right now. Just now. Purge them all.

Because if you posing in your panties wasn’t enough, these Just Jared candid shots are only the tip of the iceberg as far as the internet invading your personal life is going to go.