Okay, y’all this Friday is going to be a bust unless Guillermo Del Toro decides he’s going to officially sign on to The Hobbit and Bioshock within the same hour.

As a result, we’ve started trolling YouTube, and we ran across the winners of the Toyota “Sketchies II” Contest, described thusly:

We challenged users to create an original sketch comedy video incorporating a musical instrument and a road trip. After reviewing all the entries, our expert panel, UTA Online Agents chose their Top 20! The community then voted for their Top 10 who had until April 6 to submit another video that incorporated the theme “living the dream” and the word “indubitably”. Now, you can vote for a winner who will take home $25,000 in cash, $15,000 in production gear and the opportunity to meet with UTA online agents, courtesy of the all new Toyota Corolla!

So, what wins $25K cash, $15K in production equipment and a shot at developing online content with UTA?

This:

Funny, we guess, but we should really quit blogging and start making short films for these contestarinos.