Writing by Dave on Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 4:10 pm

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How you are perceived is important these days, folks. From you internet networking, to your outward appearance, to your book deals and upcoming projects, how these things are perceived is important.

Realistically, we just don’t have the interest to write more than a sentence about some of the other stories making the news cycle rounds today. That and our capable peers have it covered.

I’m Not Obsessed would like us to know that Miley Cyrus is going to miss prom because she is filming the Hanna Montanta movie. Which is too bad. Also, Cyrus has been optioned on a autobiography (which will be ghostwritten) about her thrilling 15 years of life and 14 minutes of fame.

In Case You Didn’t Know, Britney Spears was seen exiting a recording studio this week.

Celebitchy has a bizarre illustration from The Wall Street Journal. Be forewarned: it’s a topless Ann Coulter.

Jezebel, the estrogen-powered woman’s super-blog is all over a new children’s book called “My Beautiful Mommy” which teaches children that the miracle of cosmetic surgery is something every woman strives to afford.

Finally, Al Pacino is looking worse for the wear (is that the euphemism?).

Our Dregs Girl today is (of course) Hayden Panettiere in short shorts from Hollywood Tuna.

Comment by pucky

Made Friday, 18 of April , 2008 at 11:05 am

I wish she would just go ahead and pose nude or do a nip slip. Hey Dave, is she legal yet?

Comment by Dave

Made Friday, 18 of April , 2008 at 12:06 pm

Yes, Pucky. As of this year.

Keep it on the down-low, but I recently met someone who is working on something (I can’t talk about) with someone who can DEFINITELY get me in the same room as Hayden.

Chances are this won’t work out, but any lead is better than no leads…

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