We see a lot of bizarre news stories that are made into films, or at least optioned, then tossed into a pit of development hell while the rights rot away.

All we are saying is that the heartwarming tale of Oscar the featherless cockatoo has captured our hearts. He’s ugly, he’s talented and he does a pretty accurate Mick Jagger impression for being a bird.

Maybe he can be involved with the sequel to the sure to be blockbuster Beverly Hills Chihuahua? We don’t care, give this bird something.

At least make him co-host of Ellen for a week.