Lindsay Lohan is crossing into might-as-well-be-a-lesbian territory. Not only has the semi-famous gossip sexpot been pretty clean as far as ugly-bumping dirt goes, but now she’s spending way too much time with Samantha Ronson, the gender-ambiguously styled little sister of DJ/Producer/Socialite Mark Ronson.

Samantha has her own apartment, but stays with Lindsay under the guise of “making sure she stays clean.” That’s a great excuse we used on our mothers when we were dating during the days of heroin chic.

Why are we maligning a girl with noble intentions, you ask? Because Ronson was the one who went out clubbing with Lindsay before her hit and run DUI, and there are photos of Lindsay totally wasted in the company of an equally smashed Samantha.

Smashed Samantha is even alliterative enough to make for good snarky post titles, so she’s totally suspect.

Also on the Lindsay front; she’s the reason Harry Potter star Rupert Grint (Ron) won’t move to the US. He says girls like Paris Hilton and Lindsay are bad news, something he decided on after meeting Linds: “I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

And might have turned to lesbianism.