Oh man, maybe we do want to meet Heidi Montag after all. We want to sequester her in a room and just record her everyday soundbytes as we ask her about her “career.”

The Hills Movie is just a massively bad rumor, but it’s out there as we mentioned earlier.

Sadly, the Heidi/Spencer storyline would be strangely absent from a film, at least according to Heidi Montag who said: “I’ve never discussed a movie possibility for The Hills…and I’m not sure if for my first movie I’d let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don’t think that would be something I would do.

“If I was doing movies, I’d want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a Hills movie, I wouldn’t be in it. No, thank you.”

Yes, jumping from faux-reality TV to Denzel Washington co-star makes perfect sense. Isn’t that what Ethan Hawke did? What about Russel Crowe? Clive Owen? Jodie Foster? Meryl Streep?

Yup, long list of fake actors in that list.

Heidi might have jumped the shark with this one, and we might just want to watch her stupidity as it evolves.