We’ve finished our first pot of coffee at B&U headquarters, which means it’s time to shove our taxes in a manila folder, walk to the post office and clear our dregs out from the filter.

Speaking of US Tax laws, Wesley Snipes is deep in the shit after being found guilty in February for failing to submit several tax returns. Now, US prosecutors have suggested Snipes get three years in prison and a $5 million dollar fine. We think he should be forced to watch New Jack City and Demolition Man over and over until he admits it was the same damn character.

Oprah’s public approval has gone down to 55%, it’s lowest ever, after the big O endorsed Obama. Strangely, people care about this but don’t care that both the President and Congress have lower approval ratings.

I’m Not Obsessed manages to side-step obsession once again while speculating over rumors of Beyonce’s retirement from music.

Sick of getting Rickrolled? Use Firefox? Good news for you! In either the dumbest Firefox add-on ever or the single saving grace for us internet obsessives, Firefox has released an add-on “Rickroll Detection Filter.”

Want to see the Kristen Bell sex scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? See the movie! Or click here to visit Hollywood Tuna.

Paris Hilton doesn’t like Kim Kardashian. She called Kim’s famous ass: “disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” Check out the details on Dlisted.

Robert DeNiro killed at the New York Meryl Streep tribute last night by making fun of his recent move away from Creative Arts Agency.

Now, off to try and not get raped by the government.