There is a small part of us that is effeminate. It’s a very small part, but it does rise to the surface every once in awhile. It has a few triggers, and one of them is tiny dogs.
If we see a tiny dog, our wrists instantly go limp. We’re not proud of it (pictures of masculinity that we are), but it happens, and it’s happening for this movie.

The only thing that isn’t perfect about the above poster is that whomever made if felt that they had to phonetically spell Chihuahua like no one has ever seen that word before.

“Honey, let’s go see that Chee-Hoo-ah-Hoo-ah movie…”

Regardless, this Disney pic has a plot line that screams: “Get high and come see me:” While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home.

The adventure comedy stars Piper Perabo, Manolo Cardona and Jamie Lee Curtis, and features the voices of Andy Garcia, Placido Domingo, George Lopez, Salma Hayek, Edward James Olmos, Paul Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, Piolin and Drew Barrymore.

Barrymore will be providing Chloe’s voice and Cheech Marin will be insuring that we spend a Friday afternoon going to see a talking Chihuahua movie.

And since we knew little about this film until the poster, and now we have pledged our allegiance to it, we can say that it’s a pretty damn good one sheet.