Britney is doing better, Paris is f*cking boring, Ashlee Simpson is all knocked up and Amy Winehouse refuses to do anything really interesting.

It’s already been agreed upon that we now need to bring the celebrity gossip gods the head of Miley Cyrus, but we’re unsure how to approach this task.

Mostly because we keep finding stuff online like this video blog presented as a one off, but somehow also involving full scale choreography?

If this is the press we get on Miley Cyrus, it means she’s still in control of her own press.

Which means we have to dig deeper. But, until then, can someone tell us what the hell this video is supposed to be doing/promoting/selling?

We’re confused all over the place with this Teenie Bopper 2.0 marketing.