Remember how Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were all happy about being engaged last Wednesday?

That’s because she’s pregnant.

Oh, how the Simpsons have fallen. From a virginal singer to dumbass reality TV star and bane of Dallas, Jessica wasn’t exactly the perfect model of how to run one’s career.

Now, there is going to be a Fallout Baby that has suddenly made itself known before Ashlee can release her new CD on 04/22.

Is touring going to be affected? Will Ashlee stop making music and concentrate on adulthood?

Who cares? Not us.