We have things to do and anti-cold pills to take, so we’ll make this brief (especially since you’re going to need some time with it).

HERE (PDF) is the unused script for Spider-Man 2 written by Michael Chabon. It was put up at McSweeneys with the following message:

In honor of Maps and Legends, Michael Chabon’s first book of nonfiction, which features a pretty amazing three-tiered die-cut jacket by Jordan Crane, and is available now, here—in honor of all that, we present the following Maps and Legends bonus material: Chabon’s screenplay for Spider-Man 2. Chabon was the third of four screenwriters assigned to the project; he ultimately received shared “screen story” credit. As far as we know, this script hasn’t been seen anywhere else, and it won’t be seen here for long.

Weekend reading!