We can’t believe that Paris Hilton is what passes for a grown woman these days. Let alone an heiress and someone whose brother just plead no-contest to his underage DUI.

What is up with everyone picking up this story that Paris is “in love?” The woman probably loves lots of things: Benji Madden, that sound that scotch tap makes when you pull it out of the dispenser, promoting herself, her Sidekick – she loves them all equally.

Saying Paris Hilton “loves” something is news is like saying running stories every time she endorses something: “Paris declares love for vodka at Svedka event!”

The MySpace blog that is in question plugs like 4 different things, including Good Charlotte and her MTV show, yet everyone wants to talk like Paris is actually in love.

The offending text from the Hilton Myspace:

Hey everyone!
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience. In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, www.ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!! It’s going to be a blast!! So if you haven’t logged in yet, go to the site and upload a video, I watch every single one. Also, I was in Montreal a couple days ago for my new shoe line launch, which was a huge success, the shoes are there top seller there. I want to thank you all for coming, it was great meeting you all. I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real! Thank you for all your letters and kind words, they mean the world to me. Also I met the host of one of my fan sites www.ParisHiltonSite.net, he was so nice and sweet and has a really cool site, go check it out. Well, I gotta go, cause my boy is about to go on stage and I want to go out there and watch him. Also, later I will post some pictures I’ve taken throughout my travels this month, and I’ll be blogging more often to keep you guys posted on what I’m up to.
Love you all and thank you for all your love and support!
Love always, Paris xoxo”

Did you hear that? She’ll be blogging more often!

Time to cancel out MySpace and gouge out our eyes (just to be safe).