Yes, there was no good reason to post this photo, but damn, this is the first time in awhile we’d rather look at Rachel Ray’s face than her side-boob.

Time for our daily roundup of things we didn’t want to expand upon.

A Socialites Life joins us in our love of George Clooney, declaring him a Muthaf*ckin’ Pimp. He did manage to throw a star-studded party in London. Pimp.

Pete Doherty, the pre-Wino English drug-bucket is getting some jail time. He didn’t show up for his probation hearings and continues to be a habitual drug user, so the man gets up to 4 months in prison. His lawyers, of course, will seek CelebJustice.

Paris Hilton continues to be really really stupid. When they were in South Africa, she asked how much a cheetah would cost. That’s not a punchline, it’s the story on Defamer.

Do you think Drew Barrymore is drunk or high in this video?

Hollywood Tuna has given themselves the task of monitoring Hillary Duff’s breast growth, which is something we would totally do for ourselves if we had the time. That and recycling.

I Don’t Like You In That Way knows that Jessica Simpson strips on webcam for Tony Romo. We hope they know that because they’ve hacked the stream, which may not even be possible, but we feel cool for typing “hacked the stream.”

Our friend Ryan at Dos Factotum stayed up late last night live-blogging TBS’ midnight showing of Black Sheep.

Egotastic proposes that Geri Halliwell is the only attractive Spice Girl.