There are quite a few stories that we don’t care about today. Imagine that.

Our Dregs picture today is all over multiple sites, but our favorite commented caption has to be: “Insert joke here.”

DListed is all over Carrie Underwood’s dumping via text message. It seems like Chance Crawford committed a major Dating 2.0 faux paus. At least she didn’t get a Dear John Facebook Wall post.

Fashon.ie, some site we don’t go to a lot (says our current outfit), claims that Naomi Campbell might be getting banned from all of British Airways for her little hissy fit.

Just checking in with Popsugar: Jessica Alba still pregnant? Did she have her Baby Shower yet? And are their pictures?

Gizmodo will let you finally measure yourself against Hollywood’s largest (and Cruise-sized) stars with the Who Tall Are You Mirror.

On the tail of Woody (pun intended), impossible-to-ignore media giant TMZ is running a series of celebrity butt cracks quaintly titled “Crack is Whack.”

Tom Cruise to be the godfather of JLo’s twins? I Don’t Like You In That Way certainly thinks so. Shouldn’t it be Xenufather, or does he still get pissed when you make jokes like that?