Is it possible for a person to jump the shark? We know shows do it, certain structures of film do it, but is it possible for a person, in the wholeness of their being, to ride that motorcycle like Fonzie?

If it is, Lindsay Lohan just did it, making a cameo on TMZ, the media conglomerate so huge in celebrity news that the rest of us just watch them squash Perez day in and day out.

Someone is desperate for work.

So desperate that the new rumor is she has accepted a part in a new film called Florence, where she will be playing a sex-addicted waitress. Some rumors even suggest she will go full-on nude for the flick.

Star Magazine says she is only getting $75,000 for the role because she wants to “prove she can act.”

Lindsay Lohan needs to get someone to make up a professional PR package for her, or - if she already has a team – fire her old PR folks, because we’re not sure what the hell is going on.

But we don’t like it.