w00t!

We’re bringing back The Dregs because of Dave’s supreme laziness combined with his love of all things trashy.

Heather Mills isn’t a master of disguise, as this DListed picture shows.

We’re going to have some choice words for MTV who looks to be giving star-fucker nobody Brody Jenner his own reality TV series…again. In Case You Didn’t Know is pretty unbiased towards the news. We are not.

Cameron Diaz talks about her ass over on Hollywood Rag, giving us an excuse to post a picture of Cameron Diaz’s ass at the top of this post.

Even though Defamer doesn’t like cross-linking, we like linking to them, especially when they rate celeb butts, and since Diaz’s is already on our mind. Cameron didn’t make Defamer’s top 5 Hollywood butts, but that’s fine. More ass for us!

On the Lohan front, Lindsay is screwing up her chances of getting her third album put out this year. She’s certainly not focused on her acting, so we don’t understand what could be more important.

Perez reports Avril Lavigne pissed off her Canadian fans when she said: “I love you Montreal, I’m so happy to be back home…in Ontario, Canada!” forgetting that Montreal is in Quebec. Next time she’s in LA, ask her if she enjoys the Oregon scenery.