We all know that Amy Winehouse is probably off doing crack somewhere. We can just assume that’s true and not have to write anything about it.

If someone were to film Amy Winehouse not smoking crack for a whole day, maybe we’d write about it.

Our point being, it’s been too long since Naomi Campbell has hit someone with something. This shit used to happen all the time.

Luckily, the woman relapsed, according to the Sun:

NAOMI Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after assaulting a police officer in a row over a lost bag.

The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5.

Where is the video when you really need it.

That shit would be a YouTube sensation.