These pictures from Egotastic of the luckiest photo-ASSistant in the world rubbing oil on Gisele Bundchen’s hind-quarters makes us wonder what he actually does on that job.

Being an assistant to someone who photographs hot women in various stages of undress must be stressful, but if it actually involves greasing up famous asses, it’s just a metaphor for the gossip industry anyway.

Insert tasteful “making shit shine” joke here.

We hope she wasn’t keeping anything important in the back pockets of her short-shorts because it looks like someone ripped them right out.