People try to plug their movies a million different ways, so when we got an e-mail about Zombie Strippers, we thought that it was some sort of leftover porn e-mail from our smuttier days.

But, then we saw the poster and read the synopsis:

Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back? Also featuring ROXY SAINT (of the Goth band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts) and Ultimate Fighting Champion TITO ORTIZ, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!

Why Tito Ortiz got his names in all caps, we’ll never know, but we will make you aware of this preview, once again bringing together the undead and strippers.

Nice.

Check it out on April 18th it it’s been awhile since you’ve caught any of Jenna Jamison’s flicks. You might even be able to bring your girlfriend to this one.

If you had a girlfriend.