Writing by Dave on Friday, 28 March, 2008 at 11:47 am

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Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s fame-whore mother, Lindsay’s grandmother and Lindsay’s younger sister Ali all made the trip up to Harlem yesterday to “give back” for their reality television show that was almost pulled because Lindsay refused to be on it.

Dancing in Harlem is totally fine with us, and “giving back” even if it’s for horrible self-serving purposes is still much more than most people do, so outside of making fun of how transparent Dina’s fame-whoring is, there’s only one other thing we can say about these photos:
SAVE ALI LOHAN! That girl is 14 years old and already looks like she works as a part time stripper at night while chain-smoking and sunbathing without tanning lotion during the day.

And we don’t think we’re far off with that exaggerated summation of her daily activities.

When this show hits, we’re going to try and buck the Ali Lohan gossip push, but watch us crumble under juicy made-up stories about her losing her virginity at age 12.

It’s sad, but that’s what her mother has signed her up for.

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