This is just about crazy enough to be Amy Winehouse looking to score some drugs. Maybe her handlers have put a freeze on her account or something.

Either way, let us take this moment to caution you: Don’t try to sell your baby online, the people who buy children via the internet usually don’t pay. Good luck getting the police to enforce your transaction, is all we’re saying.

The above photo was posted on Craigslist, SplashNews reports, where the poster was asking 500 English pounds for the tot, because – they claimed – they need cash to buy “tweak,” the UK slag for crystal meth.

Someone needs to hook them up with Wino’s peeps, or Pete Doherty. Though Pete would probably take the baby in exchange.

Police are, of course, investigating.