If so, contact Dave via the Send Tips button!

Or, you know, you could apply to be a Heidi Montag look-alike for her upcoming fashion line Heidiwood.

Yes, we swear that stupid-ass name is real.

Hediwood needs models who are 21 years of age, living in the state of California and have all their headshots and whatnot already. No one should be taking a bus to CA in hopes of making it big in Heidiwood, essentially.

If you think you look like the above woman and want to make some cash modeling what are probably going to be hideous clothes that show off your chest, click here to submit yourself.

And contact Dave, maybe he’ll move out to California with you.