Tori Spelling sounds like she really wants to be on the new 90210. She seems to be forgetting that Daddy Spelling has passed on, and with him her ability to star in serious network television.

She gushed to People about possible ways she could be involved, and if you picture her smiling, twitching and with a little bit of lipstick on her teeth, the desperation of the quote comes through:

“My dad always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I’m sure he will be beaming from above! And I’d love to somehow be a part of it. That as well would make my dad proud! I am a mom now, proud to say, but obviously too young to have a teenager, so maybe I could be one of the main character’s young stepmom. Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny, too, considering Donna Martin was America’s most infamous virgin.”

Has anyone else wondered what’s happening to Donna Martin? Because we certainly don’t care.