We’ve been staying away from Heather Mills coverage, because the ex-Beatle wife gold digger is pretty much a horrible person. She says that the tabloids victimize her, we say we call ‘em as we see ‘em and we see bitch on this front.

Either way, it sounds like Mills is going to get rewarded 24.3 million British pounds, which means around $50 million US (because our dollar is dirt cheap these days).

A London judge had to decide this for the two McCartneys, since they were too busy going for each other’s throats in the media.

Yeah, we don’t want to talk about Elliott Spitzer’s prostitute either, while we’re on the subject of things that shouldn’t be catching the public eye.

Everyone is out to get paid, and these two women will get theirs by any means necessary.