Jackass Steve-O is hospitalized and on suicide watch at LA’s Cedars-Sinai after he threatened to kill himself. Or so says Star Magazine.

A plethora of unnamed sources were, of course, ready to weigh in:

“Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”

“Steve is stabilized on meds at this point. He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body.”

Steven’s family claims that he is bi-polar and has been trying to brave it without treatment, leading to this Britney Spears like incarceration. He was arrested earlier in a citizen’s arrest when members of his apartment complex held him down and stopped him from continuing to punch holes in his wall.

Though it is in bad taste, these are the times we live in: this is almost too perfect, and if Ashton Kutcher is trying to Pop Fiction us, he might have just stepped over some sort of line.

But he does have us wondering if this is a joke, even while we fear that Steve-O’s withdrawal from the spotlight into the shadow of insanity might send us seeking idiot stunts elsewhere.