Once again, this is a National Enquirer story, so we will re-iterate that this particular rag isn’t the best on 100% real information. We’d almost call it subversive satire if they didn’t occasionally get some stuff right.

Currently, they report that Patrick Swayze has cancer and only has 5 weeks to live.

5 weeks.

Dave knows some people who have recently worked with Swayze on an upcoming project, which makes him think that this diagnosis is either new or complete bullshit.

He’s on the phones to confirm just how much he can talk about upcoming Swayze project and if it’s significant, you can take some more salt with this story.

The Enquirer claims that for the past month 55-year-old Swayze has been getting radical treatment at Stanford (they have a major cancer center), and flying up there in his private plane.

According to them, the cancer is in Swayze’s pancreas and has quickly spread, and the treatment isn’t working.

We’ll watch this one over the next 5 weeks.