B&U Reader Ben writes:

Hey… I think Maxie might be a combination actor/shaman. Not that this *isn’t* all one stupid big publicity stunt, but if you look at his IMDB page, he plays ‘himself’ in The History Channel’s series ‘The Universe’, and the credit lists him as a shaman in the episode ‘Beyond the Big Bang’.

At first we thought that this sort of killed the whole idiocy of the thing, but under closer inspection, we think that an actual Shaman/Actor deciding that those careers weren’t mutually exclusive is entertaining.

It’s even more entertaining to think that there is a shaman for hire that has a distaste for the city of Burbank. If you were to tell us that “Burbank can kiss my Ass” was an official statement from a painted shaman, that would have been enough.

Knowing that Paris Hilton saw that her shaman hated Burbank and still thought she could get away from this PR gaff is even more entertaining.

If you look hard enough, this thing is as full of absurd curiosities as my grandmothers old sex-toy drawer I was willed after her passing.