The UK’s fantastic little news rag, The Sun claims that Britney Spears has ended her literal and metaphorical romantic relationship with the paparazzi by breaking up with her papfriend Adnan Ghalib.

We hear they are on-again and off-again at least once a week, but let’s hope this one sticks, because we’re getting tired of Adnan’s fame for fame’s sake.

The Sun says Britney found some racy text-messages from another woman on Adnan’s iPhone, which doesn’t surprise anyone that knew about his previous wife (wives?) and his serial hopping from woman to woman.

Reports the Sun:

An insider told how Toxic singer Britney, 26, confronted Brummie Adnan after two video clips showing him out with mystery girls were posted on internet blogs.

In one, he was caught briefly holding hands with a woman as they left a restaurant.

A source said, “There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

Bitch! That iPhone costs about one picture of you. It’s not like he can just parade you around in front of his photo agency any more! Don’t mess with a man’s iPhone, that’s cold.

Adnan has been trying to win her back with sweet text messages and notes, one of which must have gotten lost in translation:

Britney,
Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can’t wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always. Adnan

Milky bowl of soup?

Let’s hope the guy just sucks at making stock, otherwise this is a sexual innuendo and we’re grossed out.