Someone should make sure that Philip Seymour Hoffman doesn’t read the newest issue of Paper Magazine. He’s a brilliant actor and has tones of cred, but it just might hurt his feelings that his sex scene in Because The Devil Knows Your Dead was rated the worst nude scene.

The guy’s kind of chunky, why we gotta rub it in his face?

Outside of that, we basically agree with the Top 5:

1. Philip Seymour Hoffman - Because The Devil Knows You’re Dead
2. Patrick Dempsey - Some Girls
3. Terry Bradshaw - Failure To Launch
4. Donald Sutherland - Space Cowboys
5. Kathy Bates - At Play In The Fields Of The Lord

Yet again, we are reminded why we never have – and never will – see Failure to Launch.

Ugh.