Here’s Lindsay Lohan headed to a an LA AA meeting, dressed to be the classiest alcoholic there with her cut-off short shorts, laceless sneakers, black tank top and vest.

Photographed by Splash, Lindsay was looking a special kind of slutty, especially to us New Yorkers who spent yesterday trying to avoid the chilling wind.

We don’t want to always be hammering the “slut” angle on LiLo but she has yet to actually do anything to deserve our respect or a reprieve from the mocking. She went to rehab and dropped the coke habit, which gets her out of the negative numbers, but hasn’t actually done shit outside of magazine profiles an paparazzi shots.

She used to be an actress/musician, and now she’s competing with Paris Hilton for all the meritless fame Hollywood still has to offer (and when Paris starts shooting her MTV series…).

When she starts shooting films again or finishes a single, or maybe when she stops drinking for real, then we can let up on her.

Until then, she needs to dress like we’re all waiting to rip her apart.