Oh, man, we’re gonna vomit.

Yeah, that picture is what you think it is: a bloody crotch. And those pants belong to none-other than the famous Jackass of television: Johnny Knoxville.

We actually like Jackass, the movies, the show; it managed to pick up well post-Tom Green and it was really honest. Honest like a whole bunch of drunk and high idiots doing stupid things.

However, we also feel bad for Knoxville, who –outside of a brief period of fucking Jessica Simpson – usually gets pidgeon-holed into bad stunts because five years ago, or whatever, he sent a video into MTV.

Not that we don’t want fame like very red-blooded American, but to do stupid and dangerous stunts all your adult life is no way to live.

Especially when you balls get crush and your urethra gets torn.

*Shudder* This from Knoxville’s blog:

Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting ‘Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.’ Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process.

“Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs February 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting (stunt trainer) Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh… Bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home.

“Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch! And see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!”

Sorry Johnny, but this picture makes us not want to watch whatever did that to you.

It was all fun and games until the blood pooled in your jock.