Britney spears is going to be on the cover of March’s Rolling Stone, and from what we’ve heard, the article is going to shake the coconut tree until Keith Richards falls out of it.

All while Britney has been “drugged and controlled,” according to AP, Brit’s parents have put out a restraining order against manager/sycophant Sam Lutfi.

We’re scribbling up a report on the Rolling Stone cover now. Until then, we’ve decided to get on the side of one Jon Lajoie, who is supporting Britney Spears with his NSFW singing/songwriting.

Because we’re starfuckers in the purest sense of the word.