We warned you that we hate Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, two of the idiots who are on The Hills and the two who generally make the biggest fools of themselves off-screen.

Spencer fancies himself some sort of personal nu-marketing guru and is always trying to get Heidi and himself in the tabloids during The Hills regular season including staging photographs at events and – um, let me think – FAKING AN ENGAGEMENT!

On one hand we can admire the ruthlessness these two display in chasing celebrity, but on the more realistic hand, what kind of batshit crazy person wants tabloid fame bad enough to fake a huge portion of their own life?

Today, Heidi Montag’s Sepncer-made home music video fro her single “Higher” came out and it sucks more than a dehydrated elephant who’s just found a pool of urine.

If that wasn’t horrible enough, it just brought up memories of this fall when Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag shot the video on the beach and managed to snag one or two paparazzi to watch them do it.There two are pathetic, and we hope you agree, because this railing was light in comparison to the next time they try to make some sort of non-news.