Here we have French actor Gerard Depardieu defining the word subtlety while checking out the fat deposits on the chest of Sophia Loren, the 73-year-old Italian actress who used to be really hot.

WireImage was lucky enough to catch Gerard looking while in Spain at a film festival.

Not that Sophia isn’t hot now, but anyone who was once co-stars with Cary Grant and frank Sinatra is a little out of our age and fame leagues.