TMZ has a breakdown of how Britney Spears was whisked to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation. It’s a tale of craziness that rivals the previous trip to the hospital.

Here are the talking points:

- Last night, Britney’s psychiatrist came to Brit’s abode because she felt Britney had become a danger to herself and others and –possibly – hadn’t slept for days once again.

- The police knew the whole process was coming, they had even planned to move Britney to the hospital on Tuesday night. An ambulance was sent to pick up Spears and police units coordinated the move (Brit’s codename was “The Package”) so the bus wouldn’t be overrun with paparazzi like before.

-Britney was told she was going to the hospital. She asked: “Is something wrong?” Then, creepily, her reaction was to make hot chocolate and sit quietly on the floor passing notes to Sam and Adnan.

-When Lynne tried to break the silence, yelling at Sam Lufti for setting up a large, media-frenzied commitment, Britney demanded complete silence and told her mom to “shut the hell up,” just like you did when you were 15.

-After everyone arrived at the hospital and Britney was admitted for observation into her bipolar disorder, Jamie Spears (Brit’s dad) started yelling at Sam Lutfi, who had been coordinating the doctors under his watch.

-When Britney was committed earlier this month, she was mad at her father for being upset with Sam. She had lawyers draft documents to give Sam Lufti power over her parents, but they have not been signed, or that’s the rumor.

-Britney has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder and hasn’t consistently been taking her meds, though she is in the hospital and clam, she even got a smoke break.

-Currently Lynne (mother) and Adnan (papfriend) are at the hospital.

-Dave needs a cigarette. Britney gets a freakin’ smoke break. All I want is the same right to kill myself slowly that everyone else has. It’s not relevant, but it’s a talking point. Discuss amongst yourselves.