The Daily Mail has an article where Eva Longoria talks about growing up ugly.

“I was the darkest one of my family. I was the only one with black hair and the only one with dark skin,” she says.

“All my sisters were light blondes with hazel eyes. They used to call me ugly duckling. I grew up without being beautiful so I kind of relied on my personality and my character.

“I kind of developed a skill not to depend on anything superficial because I didn’t have anything superficial to depend on.”

Yeah, we feel so bad for you Eva. It must be hard to have a TV show, a crappy movie and a marriage to Tony Parker as your only consolation prizes for not being attractive enough.

We weep for you, all the way to the street where we pick up our favorite prostitutes.

We all used to go out to bars to pick up women, but we are actually unattractive. We used to also be Eva Longoria fans, but like a certain Alba, you’ve betrayed us with your idiocy.

We will still ogle your pictures, though.