Leave it to Amy Winehouse to give us a good celebrity drug story to start off the short work-week!

This video was taken by UK’s The Sun, reportedly last Friday in London:

On top of the footage shown here, The Sun is claiming that Amy also snorted ecstacy and cocaine on the same night, on top of the crack and Valium .

And, yes, she’s talking about her cat going missing. More specifically: “If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.”

See, that’s why Britney will never nail the Brit Brit accent; she doesn’t use words like “accord” in passing. Though she also usually makes more sense.

If this was Toys R Us, could we take your cat, Amy?

This wreck needs help! Isn’t there some sort of Winehouse/Spears foundation?