FPKK 2008 Art via Defamer.

There’s no way this is true.

Right?

I mean, with Britney’s newest indie offer in the tubes (if you don’t know what we’re talking about you missed the fat woman falling down), how is she going to star in a Quentin Tarentino film, for Christ’s sake.

Although QT making Faster Pussycat! and making it raunchier sounds right, the cast just has to be Liz Smith’s stoned speculation.

Join us in our disbelief:
WILL IT shock any of you to learn that Quentin Tarentino is hot to remake the 1966 Russ Meyer campy soft-porn classic, “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” (Three tough busty chicks travel through the desert, stirring up trouble and testosterone along the way.) Tarantino wants his version to be even raunchier, natch. His first casting choices are Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendes and — oh, please! — Britney Spears. What, no Lindsay Lohan? LL loves 1960’s cult-trash. She wants to re-make Ann-Margret’s “Kitten With A Whip.” Lindsay could become Quentin’s new muse. Look what he did for Uma Thurman.

Casting Lindsay Lohan would actually make sense. Eva Mendes too. But Kardashian is a no-talent porn-tape hack and Britney Spears tops the frickin’ Graph-O-Nuts!