Brief Absurdity: “Think”

Writing by Dave on Thursday, 10 January, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Absurd Thesis #102: There’s nothing a black woman soul singer can do that can’t be done just as well by a tiny, white, possibly homosexual boy on daytime television.

Category: Brief Absurdity, B&U Originals, Daytime, Viral, Video, Tube Obsessions

Comment by Manta Ray

Made Friday, 11 of January , 2008 at 10:18 am

I saw this kid on The Soup singing “Let it Snow”. Wow, white kids can be really creepy. But at least this shows how progressive his parents are. They must be proud of their gospel diva trapped in a little boy’s body. I think he’s the youngest boy that Gay-DAR ever caught a blip on.

Comment by Manta Ray

Made Friday, 11 of January , 2008 at 10:38 am

I might add that he is on Ellen… not that there’s anything wrong with that. Nothing wrong with being gay either. He’s just creepy. He’s kind of like Michael Jackson bait creepy. Did you see how he fluffs his hair? Evil!

Comment by Mr_polite

Made Friday, 11 of January , 2008 at 11:20 am

Wow thats just…..wow

Comment by Mr_polite

Made Friday, 11 of January , 2008 at 11:28 am

Theres everything wrong with being a gay!!!
nah just kidding:)
but that kid seriously puts the mince into spaghetti bolognese.

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