Once again, if you know nothing about Star Trek, this probably won’t be interesting to you unless you watched The Wrath of Kahn last week and totally dug it.

It’s the third (and retro!) Star Trek teaser poster!

That disclaimer aside, here’s sneaky Quint from Ain’t It Cool News:

I was contacted by a new source that confirmed that we will indeed see the infamous Kobayashi Maru test mentioned in Wrath of Khan… an unwinnable theoretical that Kirk is known to have been the only one to best.

What’s interesting is that this source claimed to have read the script and told me HOW Kirk cheated his way to victory. Keep in mind that this is a crazy rumor and posted as such. The source is untested, but it was crazy enough to warrant a reckless post…

Is it an amazing bit of reprogramming? Nope. In true Kirk fashion, he persuades a chick he is banging to alter the simulator so that it is winnable (my source’s exact words). He uses pure animal magnetism and his power over the fairer sex to cheat.

That sounds like classic Kirk to us!

Of course he doesn’t know how to reprogram mission simulators. The most we’ve seen Kirk do of his own programming was his re-focusing of the Photon Torpedoes in Star Trek: Generations.

Really. We know this stuff.

Tyler Perry is the head of Starfleet, CBS fired the Star Trek.com writers and William Shatner complained about not being in the new movie.