Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were spotted taking a long bathroom break together on a recent flight from Frankfurt to Los Angeles, reports MSNBC.com.
The couple apparently tried to keep a low profile, boarding the plane at separate times so as to, for some strange reason, maintain some privacy. Thankfully for us, they failed, and a fellow passenger paid careful attention to the couple’s trip to the bathroom: “I started timing them—they were together in there for 11 minutes.” We were just disappointed to learn that not all celebrity sex consists of Tantric, hours-long moan fests, even in highly public places. Heck, we know some perfectly un-famous people who have had sex for 11 minutes.
Reader vote: Should Mr. Gyllenhaal and Ms. Witherspoon’s “one unit” name be “Rake” or “Jeese”? They both have their merits in our opinion so, please, someone decide for us.
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