A horrible internet video that has been making the round called “2 Girls, 1 Cup” would not have defiled so many innocent eyeballs were it not for former Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, according to Radaronline.com.

Gonzalez’s crusade against smut backfired in this small but terrifying way. In their attack on “obscenity,” they included not only evil creepy stuff (child pornography), but creepy stuff between willing adults, like showers of semen, puke and diarrhea involved in love making in unimaginable ways.

The video in question was made by Brazilian director Danilo Simoes Croce. Targeted by Gonzalez’s holy crusade, Croce agreed to “provide the Government with all copies of films involving urination, fisting, scat, and bukake [sic]” that his company made.

Well, 2 Girls, 1 Cup slipped through the smutty cracks. If you have not seen it, and dear God I hope you haven’t, the two girls in question are generous with one another, not letting the fact that there is only one cup stop them from enjoying their meal of fresh feces, the harvesting of which from one of the girls serves to open the video.

I dare not post the video on this blog, but if you really need to see it, it’s not hard to find. Thank you, Mr. Gonzalez.

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