If you were looking for another reason to hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, today is your lucky day. Now, aside from all the racism and Neil Young-hating, Vile Artimus Pyle, a.k.a. Thomas Delmer Pyle, a.k.a. the former stick man for the band, a.k.a. total scumbag is in jail for neglecting to register as a sex offender after his 1993 conviction for sexual battery against two girls, says a report on drownedinsound.com. Their ages? FOUR AND EIGHT.
He’s now being held by Florida police on a bail of $10,000. No comment was made on whether Pyle’s 300 pound cellmate with a thing for white trash had yet made the former rock star feel as powerless as a four-year-old girl. Check back for further updates.
