A horrible internet video that has been making the round called “2 Girls, 1 Cup” would not have defiled so many innocent eyeballs were it not for former Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, according to Radaronline.com.
Gonzalez’s crusade against smut backfired in this small but terrifying way. In their attack on “obscenity,” they included not only evil […]

Steve Irwin, God rest his soul, went out doing what he loved most, swimming with the fishes. I’m guessing that I’m not alone in secretly wishing that Evel Knievel, stuntman extraordinaire, had the chance to go out on one of the adrenaline highs that made him famous, shooting off into the stratosphere on his motorcycle […]

People Magazine reported that Lindsay Lohan has broken up with snowboarder Riley Giles, or as he will be referred to for the rest of this post, Riley Giley.
The not so happy couple met at Utah’s Cirque Lodge, where Lohan was seeking drug treatment. The reasons for the split are not immediately obvious, as Riley Giley […]

MTV rushed to quell rumors that its reality star was not actually a bisexual after reports emerged to the contrary, according to Us Magazine.
The report, published today in the New York Post, claims that Tequila has had a boyfriend for five years, her sexuality being a façade off of which to build a career. Tequila’s […]

Talented AND popular rapper Kanye West intends to marry his fiancée Alexis Phifer sooner than he had originally planned, according to teenhollywood.com.
It had been his mother, Donda West’s wishes that her boy settle down. Further, a spotlight-grabbing family friend waxed philosophical about West’s motives to the National Enquirer: “His mother’s sudden death brought into focus […]

Why would someone mind that Courtney Love got a pudgy loudmouth addicted to OxyContin? The pudgster’s mother, of course.
According to The Daily Telegraph, Sharon Osbourne has threatened to sue Love for introducing her son Jack to the powerful painkiller. The feud has been simmering for a while now, with shots between the two factions fired […]

The astronomical paychecks of Hollywood’s high-paid heroines must be going to their heads, because they seem to be just losing it these days. As we reported earlier, Reese Witherspoon was caught possibly fornicating on a flight yesterday, and now Julia Roberts is chasing down paparazzi in her own humble Mercedes SUV according to the AFP.
The […]

The AMPTP proposal that was released yesterday to the WGA, breaking the press blackout that has surrounded the strike, apparently offered little more than rollbacks to the scrappy guild of writers, according to Broadcastingcable.com.
There’s a lot of complex mumbo jumbo dealing with percentages and flat rates on internet videos, but the bottom line is that […]

In another piece of news relating to at least one half of Rake / Jeese (Did we ever make a decision on that?) Reese Witherspoon is the best damn actress in the whole damn world when measured by cash money, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
Witherspoon (With $15-$20 million) ousted Angelina Jolie (With a paltry $15-$20 […]

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were spotted taking a long bathroom break together on a recent flight from Frankfurt to Los Angeles, reports MSNBC.com.
The couple apparently tried to keep a low profile, boarding the plane at separate times so as to, for some strange reason, maintain some privacy. Thankfully for us, they failed, and a […]

Apparently In Touch Magazine’s report that J.R. Rotem had made Britney thrice knocked up is not necessarily accurate. Sam Lufti, Spears’ frequent shadow, says that the exact opposite is true, according to Page Six.
“Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake. It’s BS,” said Lufti. Page Six […]

If you were looking for another reason to hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, today is your lucky day. Now, aside from all the racism and Neil Young-hating, Vile Artimus Pyle, a.k.a. Thomas Delmer Pyle, a.k.a. the former stick man for the band, a.k.a. total scumbag is in jail for neglecting to register as a sex offender after […]

Dust off your Molotov cocktails and warm up your rock-throwin’ arm, Rodney King has been attacked again according to the Press-Enterprise’s website, a local California paper.
King claims to have been hit with several shotgun pellets in San Bernadino before riding his bike back to his home in Rialto, where he reported the shooting at 11:39pm […]

Rarely is Simon Cowell more forgiving than the American public, but most recent American Idol winner Jordin Sparks found out the hard way that this is not always true after getting dumped on in the Billboard charts, MTV.com reports.
“Dumped on” is of course a relative term, as Sparks still sold 119,100 copies and made it […]